Monday, May 17, 2010

List: Things that Could Happen to You Cause it Happened to Me

  • Have to have your earring holes surgically removed
  • Fall down brick stairs
  • Get toothpaste in your eye while loading your toothbrush
  • Walk into a street sign
  • Get locked in a bathroom stall in a restaurant, unable to open the door (OK that didn't really happen to me but it did happen to my mom. I was there. Unfortunately I refused to get help because I was too embarrassed. Give me a break I was like 15.)
  • Cut your OWN eye with construction paper while wearing glasses
  • Kidney stone
  • Have your daughter break her leg while sitting on your lap
  • House burn down
  • Watch a teenager get hit by a car in the Fred Meyer parking lot (they were being idiots) and then refuse to get help (the kid refused not me)

Be careful. It could happen to you.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Movies I Wished I'd Never Seen

  • Red Planet
  • Talladega Nights
  • Land of the Lost (or whatever that movie was called with Will Farrell)
  • The Land Before Time II or any of the sequels
  • Return to Oz (like the first one wasn't scary enough)
  • Miss Congeniality 2
  • Where the Red Fern Grows (cried like a baby when we had to watch it in class in 3rd grade)
  • Gremlins (I'm still scared of the dark)
  • Barbie Swan Lake
  • Dumb and Dumber

There are others but these stick out. You?

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

List of Last Week

Top Reasons I Haven't Blogged

  • Fire
  • My computer won't download pictures from my camera
  • My computer is a pile
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'Nough said.