- Have to have your earring holes surgically removed
- Fall down brick stairs
- Get toothpaste in your eye while loading your toothbrush
- Walk into a street sign
- Get locked in a bathroom stall in a restaurant, unable to open the door (OK that didn't really happen to me but it did happen to my mom. I was there. Unfortunately I refused to get help because I was too embarrassed. Give me a break I was like 15.)
- Cut your OWN eye with construction paper while wearing glasses
- Kidney stone
- Have your daughter break her leg while sitting on your lap
- House burn down
- Watch a teenager get hit by a car in the Fred Meyer parking lot (they were being idiots) and then refuse to get help (the kid refused not me)
Be careful. It could happen to you.
0 thoughts:
Post a Comment